When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity
by Jed08 February 28, 2019
Get the Infinity Shitmug. The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
Get the shits in suitsmug. A shit that is horizontal.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
Get the horizontal shitmug. The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
Get the Shit in a Bootmug. by randumnumber May 2, 2011
Get the Shit Wizardmug. by krbji July 6, 2016
Get the alcohol shitmug. Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
by Hawks17 November 28, 2015
Get the shit pouchmug.