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Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.
There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!
by Beef Dogg April 19, 2008
mugGet the Beef Doggmug.

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum
Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum
by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017
mugGet the Beef curtainsmug.

Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.
Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.
by Brad Riley June 11, 2006
mugGet the Mangle Beefmug.

beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food
Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.
by flettch August 18, 2008
mugGet the beef hangovermug.

Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.
"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
mugGet the Slippy Beefmug.

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.
Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!
by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006
mugGet the Beef Hoppermug.

beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
by David Todd March 19, 2007
mugGet the beef in the canmug.

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