J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010

Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

shek-j

A ho chunk term referring to someone talking shit

Someone e says the won a million dollars response would be shek-j

by Menominee916 March 15, 2021

J. Noble

(Noun) (juh•rawr•denn Nawh•blay)

A vegan theater teacher at battlefield high school whose shoulder length, blonde hair is always SliCkeD into an iconic man bun. His wardrobe consists of button down, cruelty free dress shirts, a pair of Jeans from goodwill, and vintage men's shoes made of pure cotton and rubber. He has a tattoo with stars that nobody understands. If you listen closely in the hallway, you can faintly hear his sad indie vinyls.

J. noble is the most hipster out of all theater teachers. He's a good teacher though. :)

by Milkyboi:) December 19, 2018

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008