fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.

person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”

by pinkminion April 8, 2024

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024

fairy

term for a girl who lives in a world harmonious with nature. she loves flowers and trees and mushrooms and dreams of living in a ivy-covered cottage in a meadow. she is petite and has fine features and thick hair and loves to wear dresses.

That girls is a literal fairy, I’m so in love with her aesthetic!

by Apricity.Sage November 25, 2021

Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes

There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.

by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021

garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like

wybie is a garden fairy

by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022

V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.

“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy”

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022