All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Rat tail bastard

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.

Teddy us such a rat tail bastard. He can’t be trusted.

by Cuenca November 2, 2022

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 18, 2024

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020