Left

The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.

Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.

Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.

by Dogenero September 22, 2022

swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021

Left side of the graph

A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).

Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.

by AxisMind October 11, 2025

Break a left

To break a left is the action of being in a large or smaller group of individuals where two of the individuals have sexual feelings for one another. One asks the other to break a left and they hookup.

Heyyyyy girlll let’s break a left and get outta here

by Tyler Parker’s spliff November 20, 2023

Left Eye Mafia

Left eye mafia is a name for the exclusive club of people with a scar on or around their left eye

Did you hear mason got in a car accident?

Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.

Yo he's left eye mafia now!

by JackinNOLM June 7, 2025

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021