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Lemon

I use it as an insult, means your slow or stupid.
Shut up you fucking lemon!
by SootFoldier March 14, 2022
mugGet the Lemonmug.
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 1, 2014
mugGet the to wash your mouth with lemon juicemug.
A sparkling lemonade with lemon goodness in every sip. 6% lemon juice, sparkling water, and a touch of sweetness.
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by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
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lemon balls

when the balls are sour and sticky
"Bro, jake has lemon balls"
"Yum"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 22, 2023
mugGet the lemon ballsmug.

Lemon

The funniest and kindest loli you could ever meet. She has dark brown/black hair and an adorable voice. When you're down she always finds a way to cheer you up. Did I mention she's a god at sword fighting?
Hey, (name) wanna get in a group call w/ Lemon?
by totallynotsuki April 27, 2019
mugGet the Lemonmug.

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 April 11, 2016
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Lemon Party

A sexual orgy involving older, or elderly gay men.
Person 1: BRO, I SAW THREE OLD MEN HAVING A LEMON PARTY!!!!
Person 2: Oh HELL NAW! WTF!?!?!?
by The Definition Pro 😎 September 18, 2023
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