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The Law of Identity

The Identity Principle states that a=a

The Origin of the Identity Principle lies in the facticity of Being, which is permeated by existentiality (negativity). Only Being can be self-identical.
The facticity of the Law of Identity makes it a tauto-logy.
by endomorphosis January 9, 2021
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Ivers' Law

This law, a variation of Godwin's Law, was formulated on August 31, 2008. "As a political internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Bush and/or 9/11 approaches one."
Person 1: Dude, who are you voting for?
Person 2: Obama man, McCain is too much like Bush... and we all know Bush was the mastermind behind 9/11.
Person 1: Ivers' Law is proven again.
by Ivers October 20, 2008
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Louie's Law

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong
I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law
by T-man from D town November 7, 2010
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the law of vibration

This Law states that everything in the Universe moves, vibrates, and travels in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to our thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has its own vibrational frequency, unique unto itself.
The law of vibration is one of the universal laws!
by ytho February 21, 2017
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Fox's Law

This law states that, in any given political debate, the likelihood that one participant will refer to another as unamerican increases as said participant runs out of valid arguments.

Named for Fox News.
Fox's Law in action:

Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"

Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"
by Lola Lithium May 4, 2010
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Alex's Law

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...
*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
by ktownrider July 25, 2011
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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