by h-circumstance March 24, 2012
Get the Eat-crackermug. Name given to a God Created Bi-racial , vibrant, intelligent, considerate black male, that has a college degree, flies airplanes, has written a book and has a US Patent, and has never acted like a stereotypical negro, always tried to better himself and loves his mother. The one calling him a graham cracker, smokes weed, drinks brown liquor, has never did shit with his life, has lived in a roach infested apt, has displayed all out jealousy, always has been that negative negro, and pretends to be a saint, buying a house with Executor of the Will money, pretending that he has done some shit. But calls the good one a Graham Cracker. Negro Please.
Hi, I have never done shit with my life and I resent you because I was my own anchor and since you have light skin, and mine is darker than yours, hey, everyone needs a scapegoat, so since you do the right things and I smoke weed and drink brown liquor, I am going to for no God Damned reason, call you a “Graham Cracker”.
by MetaG February 25, 2018
Get the Graham Crackermug. "I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."
"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"
"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"
by G E April 28, 2008
Get the cracker jacksmug. It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.
"what's her cracker factor?"
"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"
"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"
"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"
"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"
by jayjayuk October 19, 2009
Get the Cracker Factormug. by BBBBBDDD April 20, 2005
Get the Cracker Jackermug. by Dat Dude January 28, 2005
Get the Ritz Crackermug. Giving the boot to groupie personas who missed using unlawful computer skills to gain access to their doctor's frills, leaving a trail of bills behind.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008
Get the fire crackersmug.