by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007
Get the Steamy Jackmug. A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013
Get the Jack Punchmug. A legendary sex machine who enjoys riding the fuck truck to pound town. His genitals are lanky and he’ll give you a spanky
“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”
by Jackb220 May 22, 2018
Get the jack bindermug. (noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
Get the jack-greasemug. super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.
He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....
He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....
by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021
Get the Jack Knudsenmug. by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
Get the Jacking offmug. Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.
by G2bME February 27, 2010
Get the Counter-jackmug.