shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Infinity Shit

When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity

Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’

by Jed08 February 28, 2019

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 18, 2011

shit squid

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.

Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.

by man.lex October 29, 2009

alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

by krbji July 6, 2016