forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
by highyieldjoe February 27, 2017
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Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles
Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.
by Bent-it April 18, 2022
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northern forces

sea weed is a type of sea grass which generally grows between the northern see of the mercenary islands of the coast of the Horizon Union
northern forces joins the north clan
by memestr101 August 10, 2018
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Force-Ordering

When you order something that you know you don't like on a sandwich, pizza, etc. hoping to force yourself to like it, but you end up begrudgingly taking it off when you get it because, let's face it, you're never going to like it.
I was at McDonald's the other day and I was force-ordering onions
by Bruh24/7 March 21, 2015
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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