squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn
"Isaac has squirrel nipples"
by I_am_the_burger_King February 08, 2017
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emo squirrel

emo squirrel : adjective

an emo squirrel is what you call someone who looks or acts "emo". you can call your friends it as a joke, or call other people it as an insult.
a kid named hazel called me an emo squirrel today. i fell very hurt
by maxissupercool April 30, 2022
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squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 17, 2009
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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
by ziater July 04, 2006
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Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 08, 2018
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kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends
I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel
by squirrel army April 23, 2023
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squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"
by amywarhol March 05, 2017
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