After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
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