Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

poor son of a bitch

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch

fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch

by EpicGamerJues78 April 15, 2023

#2 son

the less loved male offspring in a family, usually the disappointment in the family

Wow, that kid is such a disapointment, must be the #2 son!

by kamrom March 18, 2015

son of a kodaka

grandson

"son of a kodaka"
"i'm a grandson?"

by YENGAMABOTCHO June 16, 2023

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.

That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson

by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020