Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

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Richard

The most annoying person you'll ever meet. They joke about farts and obsessively talk about The Simpsons 24/7 (They force people to watch it) . They are a teacher's pet and will go out of their way to act like the teacher in class. He always tries to re-use roasts while making a stupid face than says "that's what you are" than makes a hella annoying "OHHHH"noise at his own crappy roast. Nobody thinks he is attractive and he has no friends other than those quiet kids in the corner. He acts like a dad in his 50s

Boy #1: Hey who is that kid over there. He looks like he is 4

Boy #2: Oh that's just Richard..

Boy #1: Haha, what a dork

Boy #2: Ikr

by ThePurplePerson December 13, 2021

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Richard Parker

KIVASH EFF OFF!!!

Richard Parker /KUIFIE

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

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scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

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richard chan

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

You are like Richard Chan, so awesome!

by cuhknormalmn July 27, 2017

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