potatoes

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"

"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."

"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."

by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

Mr. Potato Head

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.

"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010

Potato Chip

Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.

I hear your mom loves my home-made potato chips!

by CellarDoor5656 April 13, 2006

potato sack

similar to teabag, except involves a bigger sack

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

I potato sacked Michael's daughter.

by Toe-Mas June 5, 2007

potato baby

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.

That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.

by smellaina October 28, 2009

potato child

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

Potatoing

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

by Potatoing September 14, 2016