Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny
If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
Get the potato johnmug. a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
by cjbaby February 14, 2009
Get the chicken an' potatoesmug. by FrogCat March 22, 2020
Get the Horny Potatoesmug. by Connecticunt May 7, 2018
Get the connecticut potatoesmug. by dyjdsrhyhthnfsstnh May 9, 2018
Get the Potato Chipsmug. The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.
Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"
by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016
Get the potato factormug. Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.
November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.
November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.
by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019
Get the Potato Daymug.