a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
by Lady Applesauce December 09, 2020
Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Kelly: yea you see that hot guy over there? He’s a real pick dickle
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that
by Jimbo96 June 17, 2020
by DOGHOTBUNCROSS March 18, 2023
a hardcore wanna-be dance. mostly done by donald gouge. this dance includes standing in one place while your legs seem to be playing hacky sack (or foot bag) and your arms are flailing about your head reachiong up to pick strawberries. yes i know strawberries dont grow in the air.
guy 1: hey bro lets go hardcore dancing in the living room!!
guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary
guy2: okay but picking strawberries is totally un neccesary
by chex March 19, 2008
by Finbo slice 69 March 20, 2023