Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

by Thedumbestmanalive March 29, 2016

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alaskin crock pot

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes

Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

by Crazymatman April 17, 2016

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chicken pot pie

slang for bitch, originating on the comedy network, chicken pot pie is now synonmous with bitch

Shut the door, you son of a chicken pot pie.

by Bo April 07, 2004

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Portuguese Pot Roast

When having sex, the male shits on the on the female's chest then titty-fucks her.

Dude, I gave Mandy a Portuguese Pot Roast last night!

by Jacob Masterful February 27, 2007

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Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.

Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

by missanthropee January 13, 2011

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