blue glasses

POV: you’re totally tubular guy/gal.

“dude she’s so blue glasses.”
“totally.”

by milleeimani June 26, 2022

serial killer glasses

Those gold framed aviators that can be seen on multiple serial killers including Ed Kemper and Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killers must have seen those glasses and been like yoo we all gotta get a pair.

What is with your serial killer glasses they make you look like you have murdered multiple people

by your casual sadist September 17, 2023

dirty glass

A small amount of alcohol or hot drink in a glass.
or like a quarter full cup of hot drink.

At a bar and you ask the bartender for a dirty glass cup of whiskey.

What would you want sir? Erm, I’d like a dirty glass of whiskey please!

by BlackBond April 28, 2024

Glass Cooking Tycoon

A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass

by ThatSharkyDude August 16, 2024

Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 6, 2022

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019