Meat Coffee

Noun: a very suggestive yet SFW way of implying morning sex in conversation.

"Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."

by Chocolat_Thunda April 21, 2021

Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002

Meat Stick

A man's penis

'My god he had the meatiest meat stick I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009