Win a real ring

A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.

Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10

by Boyboy888 March 22, 2021

Real Nigga Hours

Past when it is socially acceptable to be awake.

Jerome and his pals partied well into real nigga hours.

by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016

The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.

Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!

by Rc916 November 15, 2013

Real Nigga Energy

Real Nigga Energy is the sort of energy a nigga emits when he does something to be classified as a real nigga. A real nigga is just a nigga that doesn't switch up on his homies or do pussy nigga shit. (can be shortened to RN Energy.)

James:Ayo that nigga Jamal fucked all them bitches last night except mine.
John: Damn he giving off real nigga energy he must be a real nigga then.
Jamal: Nah nigga yo bitch just ugly.

(another example of a real nigga is Chief Keef)

by TheOfficialRN October 21, 2020

uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish

howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions

by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007