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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 25, 2019
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Puppy Hugger

when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
A: Yea my friends a real Puppy Hugger

B: what does that mean?

A: they love dogs
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 4, 2022
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Snow puppy

A white man who is attracted to black women. This is a spin off of the more popular term “snow bunny,” coined by Dr. Umar.
Connor is going out with Shauntelle, he’s really a snow puppy.
by LPtoine1010 May 9, 2024
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Puppy Kicker

Noun: Used primarily in vehicular PvP games such as World of Tanks and War Thunder to describe a weapon system (aircraft, tank, ship ect.) That, when in experienced hands, are wildly effective against new players.

Adjective: "puppy kicking" similar to the term "seal clubbing", is the act of experienced players returning to a lower level/tier to compete with new and unskilled players, usually resulting in extremely disproportionate success for the more experienced player. This strategy is normally frowned upon due to its demotivating nature for new players and *usually* diminished benefits to players at high levels. Although this is not always the case. Certain situations may warrant it.
"The P-36C in War Thunder is a bit of a Puppy Kicker"

"Let's go puppy kicking in the tutorial area"
by Grizzly220 September 5, 2023
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beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.
Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)
by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024
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Poker puppy

by Amoreeeelus July 18, 2024
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