muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

You are trash! You know what you are, you're Muff Cabbage!

by Prudence86 October 18, 2010

muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.

yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM

by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009

Muff Murderer

The slayer of all pussy's that have very hairy like qualities

Damn, chris is the coldest muff murderer on the east coast.

im a muff murderer, and you better respect it.

by Muffalufagus September 13, 2009

meffort

When you really dont want to do something and it is a massive effort , yet you know you have to.

Boy1 "I am sooo worried about my alegbra exam next week, I am going to have to study all week for it"

Boy2 "*sigh* meffort"

by andmonteith April 10, 2011

bitch muff

A phrase used to portay extreme displeasure and/or disgust. A negative response.

"Aww bitch muff. My head is killing me."

by Kimmyboo May 21, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011