Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

mom fuck

fucking a single mom without the distractions of dating

I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.

by tapped that too July 6, 2006

sucker mom

Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.

Barb sure is a outgoing sucker mom. I'm meeting her after the match.

by calligirl781 August 1, 2010

Gobi's Mom

Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.

Gobi's Mom has got it goin on.

by Gobi's dad April 18, 2005

Tony's mom

Hot

Tony's mom is hot

by Lobster98765432118;64)&); September 13, 2016

cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

by observant teenager March 5, 2009

hussars mom

The biggest neighborhood cum guzzlin whore bag in the entire area.

Dude Hussars mom is a whore bag, she had a huge bukkake party last nite at her house.

by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004