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Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
by Elias B.M September 23, 2022
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Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!
Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...
by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019
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Minecraft Civilization

A type of vides, normally one hour long, that are completely brainrot with some of them being parodies while other being more unironic.

The premise of the video is something like this:
A character starts as a noob in X civilization.
there are leather, iron, gold and diamond levels of X civilization and gold level abuses their power and harasses leather level noobs. The main character who is leather noob must defeat them and change X civilization once and for all.
Hello guys, I am in Minecraft Parkour Civilization!

The Cliche Introduction:
Hi, I am from Minecraft X Civilization. But... I am a total noob! And we noobs have it very tough in Minecraft Civilization. The Iron and Golden X bully us everyday and force us to mine dirt with wooden pickaxe. However, I want to collect enough dirt coins to buy a ticket to the Arena which can change my life, then if I win the arena I might even rank up to Iron Level and eventually change Minecraft Civilization!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Minecraft Gang

A group of mainly 10 year old kids who think they are well hard. They inhabit the realm of Minecraft and will often raid Roblox servers to spread Minecraftism.
"That Minecraft Gang is full of fucktards"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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Minecraft

kid a: BRUH fortnite is the best game ever

Kid b: minecraft is better than fortnite

KID A: UR GAY KID

kid b: no u

KID A : :(
by EPIC MINECRAFTER September 16, 2019
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Minecraft

The game where a upside down Iron helmet equals a minecart.
Person1*walks into a room
Person2:get the fuck out of my room i'm plaing minecraft
by Sub2Ole-O December 21, 2019
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Minecraft

The most greatest fucking game your tiny little nuts have ever fucking seen.
Jill: hey did you hear about that Minecraft thing?
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.
by Adof trump September 25, 2019
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