Skunk meat

A slang work for a woman's stinky pussy, or pussy in general.

I'm going to get me some skunk meat tonite.

by LonghornMM February 23, 2009

Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002

Meat Stick

A man's penis

'My god he had the meatiest meat stick I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Meat Gazer

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch

my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...

by caliash December 3, 2009

meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

by Buck Macho June 20, 2016