She is the cutest most lovable girl in the world. She could light up the darkest of rooms with the gorgeous mason eyes. She is the most loving, sweet, and precious girl on this planet. She is beautiful in every way possible and you would always want to be around her.
by Hehdhdhdhje December 31, 2021
Get the Masonmug. by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020
Get the Mason Shaffermug. that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle
by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020
Get the masonmug. Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.
Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021
Get the Mason Pohatumug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
Get the Mason The cringemug. A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.
by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022
Get the Mason Clarkemug.