Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton
by Nobhead November 26, 2019

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning
by july29 March 23, 2022

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.
by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

by Duck go to go to go hi May 18, 2020
