My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Left Back

Far defensive player on the left side of the goal

Coach wanted me to try and play defense so I am playing Left Back tonight.

by adjagueye September 8, 2025

Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.

Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Yishak Left

A right

Take a Yishak left at that intersection

by left_and_right January 1, 2022

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 8, 2013

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019