A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.
Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
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“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
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* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.
* To be addicted to the consumption of data.
* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.
* To be addicted to the consumption of data.
* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.
by Gily October 20, 2025
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Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.
Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?
Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.
Frank: Where does she live, bruv?
Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?
Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.
Frank: Where does she live, bruv?
Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025
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by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008
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by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017
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by TNT X2 January 27, 2018
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