The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.
Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!
by Markin out to bubba May 18, 2008

by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)
by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022


Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
