2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

The "Two finger cul de sac jones technique" Is a sexual fingering method created by Bubba The Love Sponge, A radio talk show host heard on Sirius Satellite Radio - nation wide, and on COX Radio - heard in parts of florida.

Before we had sex, I fingered her using bubba's 2 finger cul de sac jones techniqe and make her squirt!

by Markin out to bubba May 18, 2008

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022