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mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.
Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021
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Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
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chai-jack

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
by Songstress May 20, 2008
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jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.
Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!
by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017
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Six Jack

A drinking game which entails simple drinking Jack Daniels until 6 am.
If you were to play Six Jack you might want to do Durrell's Mom.
by raspberry DRANK February 3, 2010
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Jack Dally

Person 1: Hello Jack Dally
Jack Dally: Hello
by a username of yes November 5, 2019
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