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The candy shop 2.0

The undisputed all time best group on telegram, quality products at the best value, competitions every Wednesday at 7pm, wide range of quality strains edibles and all things 420.
Best atmosphere and best group of people on telegram hands down.
I went to the candy shop 2.0 and was left completely astonished by the variety of quality products, and Completely fucked out of my mind on the stuff. Willy wonka is a genius
by Immortalteknique April 13, 2022
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shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.
shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"
by MacElster September 15, 2022
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else
Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there
by Le on December 13, 2019
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gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.
Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021
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mandow shopping

The act of shopping around for men without undertaking further action, comparable to window shopping (look but don't touch)
"I'm perfectly happy with my man, but I do like to innocently look around! A little mandow shopping never hurt anybody!"
by Manology December 23, 2009
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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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