mia faith

Mia is a girl who us really sassy and is a good friend but always .

OMG MIA FAITH YOUR SO ANNOYING

by RaeRaeShelton March 12, 2019

Science-Fraction

The almost impossible ability to separate facts from fiction due to the tiny amount of probable truth we as humans today... have obtained.

The older I get, the more I see SCIENCE-FRACTION as a sad condition. Until we can find more absolute science... it’s often just guessing.

by Major T. May 3, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.

I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.

by Taz’sgirl November 14, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

carmen faith reid

the most beautiful, compassionate, caring, brilliant and loyal friend anyone could ask for. she lights up rooms with her smile, turns anyones bad days into amazing ones, and she fiercely protects her loved ones. she is the type of person you aspire to be. she is often brought down by those who feel insecure when comparing themselves to her. she is amazing at listening and giving advice even about small, stupid incidents. she loves deeply, even to those who have hurt her. her middle name is faith, and that is how she is. trustworthy, reliable, she makes you believe in her and yourself, she gives you confidence and she is ferociously loyal.

she is braver than she lets on, she has lots of trauma but doesn't show it. instead she is there for her friends. she is genuine and sweet, stunning and kind; truly too good for this world. anyone who meets her loves her. especially her best friends.

Aphrodite would be envious of Carmen Faith Reid's sheer beauty.

Carmen Faith Red is everything good in the world, smushed into a single human.

Carmen Faith Reid deserves happiness.

I love Carmen Faith Reid

by qwerty13! September 11, 2020

indee faith

She is a very very nice girl that just wants the best for everyone. She most likely will leave you on read if she’s Sad, Mad, Stressed, Annoyed or pretty much any emotion. She gets called pretty a lot but doesn’t believe it. She most likely likes one boy at a time and really just goes for personality. When she is sad or whatever she doesn’t like when you put yourself before cause she doesn’t ever feel loved. She HATES when you compare your life to hers. And Oh my gosh don’t get me started when she tells you who she likes DO NOT SHARE WHY HE LIKES YOU OR HOW HE TEXTS YOU MORE CAUSE SHE DOESNT CARE. At the end of the day she is a really nice person and she just wants friends and to be loved.

She’s amazing that’s all i gotta say. Indee Faith

by Indee Martinez November 29, 2020