The Name “Female Goat” was created by Zyterria or “Zyzy” witch is when a woman or girl is the best or “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all times) at something
by Zyzy 🥰 December 21, 2019
is when a female has just seen some absolute bs. and wants to either commit murder, even beat someone’s ass, or even crash out and through stuff. 🎀
“he’s not texting back but he’s active.
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out
by a girls girl. April 28, 2024
Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.
//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus
//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus
//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!
Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!
Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 28, 2021
An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.
The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).
by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 05, 2018