Animal Cracker

it is a word used to describe a tight pussy.

Guy 1: Hey I fucked Brittany last night!
Guy 2: Sweet how was that pussy?
Guy 1: It was awesome, she had an Animal Cracker

by MoMoShaw November 9, 2017

Eat-cracker

a white, Southern foodie

Paula Deen sure is one butter-slangin' eat-cracker.

by h-circumstance March 24, 2012

cracker jacks

a term used for jacking crackers.

"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."

"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"

by G E April 28, 2008

Cracker Factor

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.

"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"

by jayjayuk October 19, 2009

Cracker Jacker

a White guy/girl that jacks off

Man look at that freaking Cracker Jacker over there

by BBBBBDDD April 20, 2005

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

fire crackers

Giving the boot to groupie personas who missed using unlawful computer skills to gain access to their doctor's frills, leaving a trail of bills behind.

Pplesase practice affirmative action and fire crackers.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2008