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cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
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Cowboy Candy

A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023
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Cowboy Casanova

by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023
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Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017
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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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