Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
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Mike: my wife won't sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom I sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate... She's a closet dyke
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someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.
I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.
by broccolidude June 30, 2015
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Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016
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Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.
by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008
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