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Christian Rockgasm

A sensation of ecstasy one feels during a christian rock concert. Occurs when you get a chill down your spine while closing your eyes and waving your hands in the air and singing along to the lyrics
Yesterday I went to a christian rock concerte and OMG I had the most amazing christian rockgasm ever! The Holy Spirit has touched me in ways I've never been touched before
by HCO gangsta January 17, 2008
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Christian Mingleberry

That girl didn't even realize she was walking around with a Christian Mingleberry.
by SDmb October 14, 2011
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Christian Viernes

1. A hot and well-known filipino living in Hawaii 2. An ASC leader 3. A FNStud 4. A guy with a lot of half-cabs
Hey Lexi, that guy looks like a Christian Viernes!
by banana sauce January 11, 2009
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christian cardenas

by Kshsus January 17, 2018
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Christian Nationalist

The self-description of any person who cannot understand the separation of Church and State upon which the United States is constitutionally constructed. A person who does not understand that the United States is equally founded on the guarantee of freedom of religion for all people. A person such as... say... Marjorie Taylor Greene? Yup.
"We need to be the party of nationalism and I'm a Christian Nationalist, and I say it proudly," said Marjorie Taylor Greene, once again demonstrating her intellectual capabilities. Her self-avowal follows her claim that Christian nationalism will solve school shootings and "sexual immorality" in America.
by Monkey's Dad July 28, 2022
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Christian Moron

The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.
"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron
by Abetterworld September 4, 2018
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Christian Orgy

An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."
by Grumpig December 13, 2018
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