chris syndrome

when your name is chris and your IQ is lower 20

my classmate has chris syndrome as he never past any test or exam

by Well a dumb dude on this web May 19, 2017

Chris McCoy

Can also be referred to as God, Dictator of all ipads at Brother Rice, or Christ in the flesh

Dude did you see Chris McCoy?
Ya hes such a God

by Brother Rice April 20, 2018

Chris Treadwell

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.

Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.

by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017

chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3

yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Chris Pie

When Christopher let’s his poop dry on his butt and picks it off, while smelling it’s savory smell.

Chris smeared his finger on his butt to achieve the ultimate chris pie thus, smelling it.

by AndrekBoobido December 1, 2019

Pulled a Chris

To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way

Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.

Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.

by Mighty-Tuna February 20, 2020