toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Jamaican Nose Job

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.

Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?

by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 09, 2010

red nosed rat

A bloody used tampon.

My old lady got pissed at me one night and threw her red nosed rat at me.

by Herf69 November 13, 2007

Powder my nose

Running to the bathroom for a quick snort of cocaine.

Mary: "Jen, I'm going to go powder my nose. Wanna come with'?
Jennifer: "Why do you have a straw for?"
Mary: To snort some of this awesome blow I just scored."

by K4t333 January 24, 2011

Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

by spoony luv January 14, 2009

thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.

Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

pussy nose rubber

when a girl is rubbing her pussy on top of a guys nose while she's wet.

Kathy felt like doing something crazy, so she did the pussy nose rubber on Alex.

by Katartha May 04, 2006