Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.
I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.
by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020
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pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.
"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."
by Jimbo001 June 26, 2013
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Cock block

When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs
Bens cock block me again
by Popsinator January 02, 2022
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Cock Block

When someone comes in between a girl and you from hooking up.
Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend
by Killakam638 June 10, 2011
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cock block

A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
Travis zellers is a cock block
by blondbarbie22195 January 10, 2013
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Cock Block

Your Parents, If you're Indian.
My Mum is Such a Cock Block , That she's going to make me Die A Virgin
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 08, 2017
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Cock Block

Verb: Late 20th century:

Any rejection or 'blocking' of effort to spend time or energy in the company of another person. This does NOT have to include the actual use ofa 'Cock' or regard the opposite sex.

"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"

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"I just wanted to sleep in with my girlfriend on New Years Day, but her son called her at 2 a.m. to say he had vomited and expected that we would come clean it up. That was a serious 'cock block'!"

"I was on a date but Leo called, bored, and wanted his Mom to give him a ride home from his friends house at 2 a.m.! Dude, he 'Cock-Blocked' me again! WTF?!?"
by D.J. Playnice January 07, 2022
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