Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.

There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!

by Beef Dogg April 19, 2008

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.

Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?

by David Todd March 19, 2007

Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.

Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.

by Brad Riley June 11, 2006

Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008