Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.
There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!
by Beef Dogg April 19, 2008
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Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum
Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum
by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017
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Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.
We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018
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fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
by BenTheGrate November 30, 2009
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beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
by David Todd March 17, 2007
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Mangle Beef

see liar narcissist. A derivative of the word dangle beef. When being a complete asshole and staring at oneself in the mirror AND when cheating on one's girlfriend, one is a Mangle Beef.
Fuckin' Mangle Beef. He's ruining my life.
by Brad Riley June 09, 2006
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beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food
Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.
by flettch July 21, 2008
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