bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Bastard Ass

1.Sam

You are a bastard ass

by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022

BASTARD OF ALL BASTARDS

A man named Harry from a small upstate NY town.

Harry you are the bastard of all bastards.

by Kenny bishop May 29, 2024

Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole

1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard

by 459395 February 27, 2022

Old Bastard

When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.

Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes

Oi mate look at that thunder bastard

by Lolaman June 17, 2020

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024