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Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020
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Fat bastard

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person
Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..
by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023
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Bastard Spear

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
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