ninble bastard

Such a ninble bastard

by dww123 May 25, 2017

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Bastard Spear

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024

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so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

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A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.

Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.

by MrsPez December 03, 2017

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The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 September 02, 2015

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The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

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M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

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